12:30 am
I'm in bed, asleep
*click click*
*click click*
What the hell is that?
*click click*
*click click*
Maybe the cat is hitting something around.
*click click*
*click click*
*click click*
No, it sounds like the lock to my front door....
My eyes shot open and I remembered my tweet from last night. My joke suddenly felt very very real. I threw on a robe and wandered out to the stairs looking down at the front door.
*click click*
I yelled what everyone would yell in a situation like this;
"FRANK?"
My brother looked in the front window with an expression of frustrated confusion. I realized that I forgot to tell him the trick to unlocking our crappy front door. I let him in and hoped he didn't step into the puddle of pee I left on my floor.
I went back to bed full of wasted adrenaline. As I settled in Dan rolled over;
"What was that all about?"
My fearless protector ladies and gentlemen.
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8 comments:
So, you're saying you thought Dan was your knight in shining armor, but he ended up being some dude wrapped in tin foil? :D
I'm glad the murderer was just your brother.
Hahah, I would have beat Frank.
I ALWAYS get paranoid when I hear noises at night. Honestly, I would have yelled. And called the cops.
lol. I'm glad it was your brother.
Heheh, Frank is like a cat pawing at the door. Though I'd be a little freaked out if I yelled Frank? at someone trying to get in and it was Frank.
I'm just happy you did wake up, otherwise I would've gone and slept in the car.
I was home alone one day back in high school and my grandmother came by to drop off some stuff. She almost got a baseball bat in the face.
Prin- when he is deep asleep he's a nickel glued to the ground
Mandy- I was to grateful that he wasn't a serial killer
Andy- I did "yell"....I whisper yelled "frank!" That's pretty threatening....right?
Maegan- trust me, so am I
Jidai- I realized after I yelled "Frank" that the owner of the house is a Frank. A Frank presently in prison....
Frank- that would have been hilarious
Maxie- Frank thought for sure that Dan was going to beat him with a hockey stick
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